I kicked my Wife out on her birthday, how was I to know?

YOUR A FIRST CLASS, GRADE A, BONNIFIED JERK...I HOPE YOUR NEW GIRL HOPES YOU BECOME AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HER AND KICKS OR OLD *** OUT TO THE CURB...YOU HAVE NO VALUE FOR MARRIAGE...AND I BET YOU LOOK LIKE AND OLD FART ALREADY...SHAME ON YOU AND YES DUMMY IT IS TOO LATE TO SEND A CARD!